Short story one. Stripping in the flower garden.
While checking out the back yard, I spotted something going on in the flowers.
It was the little ones, Candy, Julie and Cookie messing around.
Julie tugs on Candy's dress: "Candy, come look at these pretty heart flowers with us!"
Candy to Julie: "Hey Julie! Don't pull my dress off! Take THAT!"
Cookie looks in.
Cookie, fascinated with Candy's "cookie", lifts Julie's dress to check hers: "Wow! You have one of those too?"
Candy and Julie to Cookie: "Of course, you have one too you know."
Candy: "I do? Wow!"
A joyful Cookie: "In that case, ready everyone ... FLASH the cookies and boobies!!"
Short story two: The hired maid cleans my computer.
While on my computer, Julie walks in wearing a very sexy little maid outfit.
"Hi Ceej! The agency sent me here to clean your laptop for you today. Is it ok if I start now?"
So I replied: "Sure thing missy!"
So Julie gets ready and climbs up to the keyboard ...
... And sits down.
"Whew! That's a BIG step Ceej! Would you be a sweetie and pass me the vacuum cleaner?"
"Thanks Ceej. This is Henry. With his expert help, I'll have your keyboard spotless in no time!"
"We'll start with the keys."
"I see you looking Henry. You like what you see?"
"Oooh Ceej! this crevice is really dirty!"
"Ahhh, there...all done Ceej."
I replied: "I think Henry has a crush on you Julie."
