THE RISE OF THE DRAGON WITCH
CHAPTER ONE The return of Chip
x01
Zara: hey got your note what's up
x02
Zoey: oh hey you, I think I may have figured out a solution to our problem
Zara: which problem?
Zoey: well if you remember at our weekly meeting we discussed how the sudden increase
of attacks by the Kron and they're random portals have kept us on our toes and so busy,
that we haven't been able to take care of the little things.
Such as a problem with the small group of rogue fairies in the North or the skirmishes between
the dwarfs and the trolls. And I think I have found the perfect solution for this little fairy
uprising.
Zara: really? Do tell
Zoey: well, Jackie said we may have to bring in some outside help.
And what better person to help with a fairies uprising then an expert.
I give you Chip Donovan hero of the '89 fairies uprising.
Zara: you mean the 1889 uprising? Wouldn't he be a little dead by now?
Zoey:Weeeeell not technically. You see according to Legend he single-handedly captured
the whole faction of fairies and brought them to the council.
An in exchange for his work the other realm Council rewarded him with allowing him
to pass to the other Realm without technically dying.
Zara: wait I thought the only ones allowed into the other realm with their bodies
where the Valkyrie.
Zoey: as his reward they made an exception.
Zara: so you plan to transport him from the other realm to here?
Even the valkyrie can't take someone OUT of the other Realm.
Zoey: ah but Dragon magic can I found the spell in the book and
since he's not technically dead bringing back the dead rules don't apply.
Zara: are you for sure about this it could still go all wrong.
x03
Zoey: as witches when are we ever 100% for sure.
All we can do is plan for the worst, hope for the best and expect anything in between.
Then improvise, adapt and overcome.
Zara holy crap, you just gave the definition of our puberty.
Zoey:(giggle) true puberty for a witch is not easy.
Zara: yeah and if you listen to Mom's stories we were lucky to make it out alive.
Okay I'm in .what you need me to do?
Zoey: according to my calculations it'll take both of us to generate enough power.
Zara: okay I'll go get the book and we'll get started.
Zoey: no need I've got it memorized.
Zara: wait...... The spell or the whole book?
Zoey: the book
x04
Zara: and I'm only starting on chapter 4,
and the last one I read was a cute little spell of how to turn an elf into a pixie.
Zoey: If you want some real fun at the end of chapter 4
there's a spell that will turn an elf into a marionette puppet
with a pixie controlling it's strings.(giggle)
Zara: Zuri said that there was a spell that could turn an elf into a full-fledged human
a Muggle as they call them
Zoey: oh yeah middle of chapter 4 under form changing .
Zara: you memorized all 600 spells?
Zoey: 606 actually.
Zara: wait ! You memorized the Forbidden spells?
Zoey: hey , a witch always has to be prepared.
x05
Zara: right then let's get started. A box? You're bringing him back in a box?
What are you going to have him overnighted FedEx?
Zoey: I just needed a central point Focus all of our energy
besides it was it was the Box or one of Jackie's Foot Lockers for her weapons.
Zara: box it is ....ain't fighting that fight.
x06
Chip: yeeow now that's electrifying!
x07
Chip: hmmm back in this Realm am I,....Ok this could be interesting.
Zoey: hello chip I am....
x08
Chip: one of the Slayer witches, everybody knows who you all are,
you've become quite famous since decoding the mystery
and retrieving the Lost book of the Dragon. Sort of made you all celebrities
and you definitely have some of the higher-ups nervous.
Zuri: what's going on?
x09
Chip: Zuri!! baby!! how's my favorite Valkyrie.
Zuri: hey chip.
x10
Zara: you two know each other?
Zuri: yeah kind of met in the other Realm.When I was getting my wings.
Chip: hey Zuri how about a kiss I can promise it'll be shocking. Ouch
Zuri: no thanks got enough shocking things in my life for now. Besides you're smoking
x11
Chip: smoking? Oh hey ow!
Chip:uhhh for future reference you might want to make sure when you bounce someone
from another Realm they're not wearing a titanium cup. Those Fairies fight dirty.
x12
Oh wow they're completely bald, they are just as smooth as the day I was born. Want to feel?
All three girls:NO!
x13
Chip: Hey look you can even see them jiggle
Zara:TMI just TMI
x14
Chip:ahhh look how cute they jiggle when I walk. Boing boing
Zoey:uhh too much amperage?
Zara: too much wattage?
x15
Zuri: nope that's normal chip. Why is he here?
Zoey: I brought him here to help with the Rogue fairies uprising.
x16
Zuri:mmmm I'll go along with it with the stipulation of three rules
one he always wears pants
2 He never hugs my leg and
three don't let Dad know he's here.
Zara: dad?
Zuri: long story I'll have to tell you sometime when I've got more time.
Have to get started on the computer work.
Chip: fairies did I hear fairies.
x17
Zoey: that's what we brought you here for to help out with a Rogue fairies uprising.
Chip:oh I would love a chance at some more fairies.
I could even teabag them now Boing Boing.
