" The Balloon Animals "
One lazy afternoon, about a year after "The Bet", the girls Julie, Kiki, and Christine were gathered around the table,
sharing drinks and gossip, Kiki was reminded of an idea she thought would be fun.
(Kiki) "By the way Christine, I found some magic bubble gum."
(Christine) "Oh? what kind of magic can you do with it?"
(Kiki) "Get this! If you swallow it and fart afterwards, you'll fart BALLOON ANIMALS! Actual Balloon
animals! Out your butt!"
(Christine) "What?! That's crazy!"
(Julie) "Yum! That bubble gum looks tasty!"
(Kiki) "Yeah! Sandy thinks she's so smart! You remember the time she blew a bubble out her
butt? She thought she was soooo cute. And all she really did was make a pink mess
all over her butt! Sooooo gros!"
(Christine) "Oh no Kiki! I think you had a little too much to drink dear."
(Christine) "What kind of trouble are you trying to get us into with Sandy this time?
(Kiki) "Oh chill Christine! Here just try one. Julie's trying some."
(Christine) "Kiki your drunk! You know you can't possibly win if you try to challenge Sandy again.
Remember last year when your smart ass bet got us to be Sandy's shopping slaves for a
week? Your not dragging me into another one of your schemes!"
(Julie) "Mmmmmmm its tasty Christine. You should really try some!"
Christine's flashback: (Sandy) "Ok girls, we have sales at 5 malls to check out! Common get the lead out!"
A little while later, Julie and Kiki start to feel some niggles in their butts.
Kiki shouts "It's time!"
So Kiki and Julie get up, push their butts out, and giggle as they fart balloon animals out their butts.
(Christine looks to you for help) "HELP!! I'm stuck in a coo-coo clock with a couple of morons!
PLEASE! Come save me!"
(Julie) "Weeeee!! This is so much fun!! Look at all our balloon animals!"
With freshly farted balloon animals strewn about, Kiki giggles as she offers Julie some more magic bubble gum.
(Christine) "SHHHH!!! QUIET YOU TWO!!! Sandy's coming!
(Sandy) "Well hello little ladies. What kind of sillyness are you three up to today?"
(Julie) "You think your so smart Sandy! Look what we can do!"
(Kiki) "I bet your smart ass magic butt can't do this! Look!"
(Christine) "Sighhhh.....Just ignore them Sandy, they're drunk again!"
(Sandy to Julie and Kiki) "Heh, been there done that.....LONG time ago. Look! Meet Arrow."
Through the girl's muffled yells for help, Christine just sits back defeated and says,
"These two are driving me to drink!"
(Sandy) "Those little trouble makers are so cute when they're drunk! Too bad we didn't make some kind of bet. Nicole an I could use some help with our shopping this weekend!"
Nicole shouts from the other room, "Did someone say SHOPPING ?!"
