Smoke's Laboratory . Where no doll has gone before.

[Smoke]

Let's get down and dirty with the final details, some updates.

After some more review I still wasn't sold on her nether region.  This was and is the final detail to be ironed out and now I am very happy with the sculpt. 











This should definitely help with my next career as an amateur gynecologist. 
The body sculpt  is now fully and completely ironed out. I hope they get it right in silicone. 




Update on the head as well. Since I wasn't over the moon on how the head looked, they are remaking  it.  I don't know if they are changing the nose , or what. That was one of my critiques.

I was told the the factory strives for perfection and since I wasn't completely happy ,they went ahead on their own . I did not ask for them to remake it.  This type of customer service is hard on the competition. 

I am supposed to receive pics of the new head this week. They are also going to correct the wig placement  so the forehead is exposed as in the pictures .

More to come.

[Ceej]

The revised "nether region" attempt does look more natural. 

Very impressive that they are redoing the head!   

[Smoke]

The revised "nether region" attempt does look more natural. 

Very impressive that they are redoing the head!   

The redo on the head was actually just makeup by the looks of things. 

Here are a couple of views sans wig this time.









Nope. I wasn't imagining things. That nose does look huge.   


So , I am accepting this head. I have pointed out the nose issue  and am having a second head made. They seem to think they can modify the nose without going back to  " modeling " as they call it. I also mentioned that I would like a closing eyelid
feature as well on the new head.  I'm not sure where this is all going to go on the second one as of yet. 

I will update .

[Smoke]

I have a tracking number and it says Monday Sept 11 as expected delivery.     I'm calling BS on this since Canada Post is the end carrier. One can dream though. 

They have air shipped the first head. The " first " is actually the first head redo with revised makeup.

They are working on the second head with closing eyes and possibly revised nose. Even if they don't nail the nose  the closing eyes will be epic, if they get it right. 

They are trying as this is all new territory for them. They need to  " experiment " is what I was told. 

I will update when the first head arrives

[Ceej]

Sounds pretty exciting!   

[Smoke]

The head is here. It was shipped from China on Sept 8. Arrived  at my door Sept 12 in the late afternoon. Try that trick Abyss creations. 

The beauty of ordering from Chinese companies. The price you pay, is the price you pay.   Here is what I mean by that.

 Lets say I  order a doll from Abyss and it's $6000.00 US.  Being from Canookistan  and in the Province of Ontario specifically, I'm going to bend over further with a current exchange rate of $1.38 CND.
Now all of a sudden this  $6000.00 US doll is  just short of $8300.00 Canookistan rubles, to start.  Current shipping from Abyss ,TO THE NEAREST AIRPORT. NO FURTHER! Yes, after that you are on your own. $900.00 US. $1242.00 CND.

Now we are up to $9522.00 CND Just to hit the border. But wait,there's more!

Now that little prick Justin and his pal Dougie get to tag team you with an Ontario HST tax of 13% to the tune of $1237.86 CND. HST is harmonized sales tax. 7% Ontario sales tax plus 5% goods and services tax , which is federal.. (GST)

$10759.86 CND. But now she is in customs jail. Busting her out can be a process.There first is a terminal handling fee of at least $100.00 CND.  $10859.86.CND.

 You have options.

 1)  You can drive to the customs office at the airport and bust her out yourself. Here is where you will pay the HST and duty ransom and declare that you just bought a fuck doll and want to bring her into the country.Usually to some no sense of humor witch who hates her husband and men in general. You can add an additional approx $50.00 CND for duty and that is a conservative estimate.. Plus gas, your time and vehicle wear and tear, if you happen to own a pickup truck ect.  $10809.86.CND. The good news is, the attitude from  " The Customs Witch " is free. 
This is as  cheap as it's going to get. You walk out of the customs office with a stinging asshole and with second thoughts about the choices you made in life, drive over to the terminal with the customs paperwork, pay the terminal handling fee, load her up and away you go.  $10859.86 CND.


2)  You can circumvent  " The Customs Witch " and pay an online customs broker to clear her and bust her out of jail for you. Usually to the tune of $100.00 to $150.00 CND.  . Here you will pay the terminal handling fee, HST, duty, and the customs broker fee.$10959.86.

Now she can be released , but she isn't home yet. If you don't have the means to pick her up yourself , customs brokers can arrange for shipping from the airport to your home. Usually $100-200.00 CND.

GRAND TOTAL!  $11159.86 CND approx.




Remember I said with the Chinese , the price you pay, is the price you pay? They like the US dollar. You pay the exchange rate. That is it. When they ship they usually pay the shipping and all of the other nonsense that goes with it. 

And she arrives at your door. Done. How the hell can you compete with that? 




















Custom Head order Date July 13 2023.

Delivery date. Sept 12 2023.  4:15 pm EDT.

Try that trick, Abyss Creations. 

The body mold is complete. Production of the doll and delivery is pending.
Let me just say that the build quality of this head is next level. To say that the Chinese have their shit together is an understatement. The rest of the Doll manufactures are soon gonna be doomed if not already. 

[Ceej]

This is pretty exciting Smoke!

I have to say Cat and I also ran into the "custom's witch" when we picked up Sandy. She even gave Cat a hard time. 
Then the icing on the cake, there was the power trip parking cop to add to the mix! 

Glad this one is so much smother 

[Smoke]

Right Ceej.

One only needs to experience the thrill of  clearing a doll at customs once, to realize that the customs broker is worth every penny.   

It's like hiring a lawyer, because there is nobody that can make you feel more like a criminal then a customs agent. 

[Smoke]

I received  a shitty video of the doll on Friday  the 27 of October.  I extracted some images from it.































Baby got back and front. 


Those tits look amazing,she's deliciously thick,the whole body looks like a wonderland. You folks  may never ever see me again, once this girl arrives. 


But somehow I doubt it. 

Visit CJ's blog if you want to see the video.

[Ceej]

"  Those tits look amazing,she's deliciously thick,the whole body looks like a wonderland. You folks  may never ever see me again, once this girl arrives. 
 "

WoooHooo!!!  Looks like they hit a home run with this one Smoke!    Had a look at the video as well as the pics, she looks pretty amazing!!   

[Smoke]

Thanks Ceej. 


 I think they really nailed the body as well. She weighs in they tell me at 38 kg or  84 lbs. I thought she might be more then that. That puts her ,with the head, at around the same weight as  Tori, my Mechadoll. 

[Mr_Hand]

Nice pair of torpedo tits.

Reminiscent of the Realdoll Body 5.

You have my approval.

[Smoke]

Thanks Mr H. 

I couldn't be happier with the way she turned out. 

There is a lot to be said about how things have changed in the doll world. This was a completely custom body and head from scratch.  From an idea in my little head July 5 2023 to final confirmation pics before shipping. November 6 2023. Three months.  .

Now days you would be lucky to get Abyss to answer an E-mail in that time. 

Final before shipping pics.





























I think over all the doll should be  a pretty good representation of the model to which it was intended.

She ships this week. 

[Ceej]

Sweeeet!!! 

That is great news!!!!   and that is definitely her!!!

I'm excited for you!!

[Smoke]

Customs Hell.   


The doll has been sitting in a UPS warehouse in Mount Hope airport since Monday. Customs Jail.

 On Wednesday I get a call from UPS. The message left was that additional  information about my "package" was needed in order for it to clear through customs. What a fuckin' surprise. 

I call the number that was left. I left a message and the number I could be reached immediately at, any time of day. . Crickets.  In the mean time I  E-mail Coeros about the shipping. They inform me that they have been in touch with UPS and will update me when they get a response. Crickets. 

I call UPS again this AM and speak with the customs broker. Apparently customs wants a proper description of what I bought and what I paid for it. 

I had to send a copy of the invoice when I made the purchase to the customs broker . By the way, the description on the invoice clearly describes what I bought as  "SEX DOLL." Not mannequin of even just doll.  SEX DOLL. As if it could have no other purpose.  Yes, I will be banging the shit out of it ,if it ever gets here (Hopefully by an ice cream truck with the music blaring at 250 decibels and a  flashing Jumbotron sign reading incoming fuck doll!) but that's not the point. 

I don't know if this was a random inspection or they didn't like the description on the commercial invoice.  I'm thinking they didn't like the description.  By the way, the commercial invoice is completed by the sale entity . I have no way of knowing what they put on it as a description of the goods.

China being 12 hours ahead of us in the time zone thingy doesn't help matters much for responses either.

We will see what happens next.