So, we're off the scenario where the mRNA could cause a lifetime infectious illness? Ok, cool by me.

Onward...
Check the last bullet for the bolded CDC permission to report any death as COVID-19 as an assumption.If someone comes in and dies of ARDS (Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome, not to be confused - as so many laypeople have - with the general term 'respiratory distress') and somehow escapes testing, there's not a lot of causes of that. But not having COVID testing on people who die of this is extremely unlikely. We ramped up massive COVID testing in the hospitals very quickly.
It's not just anyone. You'd still have to fit the condition. If someone bleeds out on the street and no specific cause is known, no one is going to routinely attribute that death to COVID. The few cases that were trumpeted in Conservative media as evidence of a fake COVID conspiracy were partial stories at best. I bet one of your two cases was the Motorcycle Case, blasted endlessly on Right Wing media as proof. Hilarious. It was someone
who tested positive for COVID and was initially listed
but was corrected and removed prior to breathless discovery by DeSantis and Co. And even if someone made a mistake on a death cert, two freaking cases are hardly evidence of some massive conspiracy. We already account for that in a little thing called Statistical Error and two cases out of the entire US doesn't even reach
that level. There are plenty of countries reporting the same massive Excess Death Rates besides the USA. How do you account for those? What caused them if not COVID? Are they part of the conspiracy too?
I've filled out plenty of death certificates. They usually come to the PCP instead of the ED doc or hospitalist. I can't think of one I filled out where I've put in COVID based on an assumption like that.
The 'they're counting every death as COVID!" is an oft repeated fallacy. That has
never been shown. A similar misconception was that doctors were getting paid more to fill out death certs from COVID. 100% false.
Among other questions are why were the pharmaceuticals protected from covid vaccine related lawsuits.All vaccines have been shielded from lawsuits (hence VAERS) since 1986. Not just COVID. This was reaffirmed in a 6-2 SCOTUS decision in 2011.
Yes, many people died of covid. But around September of 2020 I recall seeing a news report attributed to the CDC that only 5% of reported covid deaths were really covid. .'Many' is an understatement. 1,127,104 deaths in the USA alone. The total deaths only eclipsed by ischemic heart disease and stroke. How many actual deaths from the COVID vaccine again?
That news report quickly disappearedGee, wonder why? Maybe not because of some vast global apparatus silencing the Internet Truth Tellers (who seem as loud as ever) but because it was from the Journal of Unverified Bullshit and roundly laughed out of existence.

What
evidence did they present to convince you this 5% figure was true? Did you apply the same level of proof you ask of vaccine efficacy? If you can't remember or never checked, I might suggest being a little more skeptical when the theoretical shoe is on the other foot.
No offense, but it's insulting. Like we have no morals, brains or ethics and are going to falsely report COVID deaths to make a buck. I can tell you as a PCP working on the front lines during COVID who filled out those death certificates there was never any instruction or incentive to fake COVID deaths. Spoiler alert: I make the same money off a COVID death cert as I do any other death certificate - $0.
Dealing with COVID misinformation is like Conspiracy-Whack-A-Mole. One is debunked and it's on to the next.

I'm going to my mechanic today and tell him how to fix my car. I've never done it before, but I watched a few YouTube videos exposing the Global Carburetor Cartel. It's clear who's better informed.

So glad I retired!
