Well, Halloween is nearly a month away. Time for a photo story!!
One day, a little while ago, Ceej thought to himself. "Hmmm I haven't enjoyed a nature walk in the forest since I was little".
So, one late evening with Halloween right around the corner, he decided to go out into the woods for an adventure.
Little did he know how serious this adventure would be! The forest was a lot thicker than he remembered. And in no time at all,
Ceej found himself sumbling around, aimless and lost ....
And our story begins:
Nicole: Well Hi there cute stranger. Aww, you look lost. Wacha doin' out here in the deep woods all by yourself?
Don't you know this forest is crawling with wild and dangerous critters of every kind? They're just waiting
for a tasty morsel like YOU to stumble by to snack on! lucky for you, WE found you first!
So .... wanna play with a couple of hot and sexy Halloween monsters?
Sandy: Oooh yes darlin'. You MUST come join us! I know a nice, secluded area where we can play in private.
You'll LOVE playing with us! We know EXACLY how to please you! But be warned you WILL have to face
the ravenous and vicious man eating .... SNAPPERS!
After all, it IS Halloween you know.
Nicole: Snappers? Whacha talking about Sandy?
Sandy: Ssshhh Nicole! The "Snappers", you know .... the ones that haven't eaten in ages?
Nicole: Ooooo, oh yeah! Those snappers.
Nicole: Yes! You'll have to face the dreaded snappers if you want to come play with us!
Trust me though, we are SOOOO worth it!
Nicole: WOAH! Holy CRAP!! Just look at those nasty things! They're just plain old MEAN and starving!
Sandy: Yeah, but one little push can change that!
Ceej: Oh no! Don't do it Sandy!
Sandy: Well hon, here we are. Our nice and secluded getaway, far away from any help.
Ceej: Ummmm .... Yeah. This place IS nice. And you were right, I did face and survive the vicious
snappers when I saved Nicole! Without you're help oddly enough though.
Sandy: Awwww, you mean those sweet old swamp traps? Ooooh nooooo my dear, those aren't the
snappers.
Nicole: He's cute Sandy, but he's really not to bright huh. A little dumb maybe?
Sandy: By the way Ceej, it's time to face the ravenous man-eating snappers! And yes my delicious
little stranger, they haven't been fed in months, and they are BOTH very hungry!
Ceej: Um, ok, I'm more confused than ever now. Where are these dreaded snappers?
I don't see them anywhere ..... Ummmm, hey wait a minute ....
.... So Ceej finally clues in.
Nicole: Yeah, and you're so adorable Ceej, I'd keep you as my plaything but sadly, you're not
gonna survive the night with us.
Sandy: Mmmmm-mmmmmm yeah! .... Definitely not after we ravage him all night! Eh Nicole?
Nicole: Uuuhhhhhhhhh! It's gonna be soooo wonderful to feed on such a delicious man-treat again!
