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Begog Buys an Ebay Doll
« on: December 26, 2022, 11:49:27 PM »
Well, well. If you can't beat'em, join'em. Some of these Ebay dolls look pretty cute. So I reasoned that the head alone was worth $200, justifying the $334 price tag, meaning I was getting a body for $134, even if it was a piece of shit. So, I rolled the dice, and took a chance on this advertised doll.


While I didn't get the doll pictured (and never expected to), I did luck up pretty good. I was expecting a <>140cm, probably a factory second, and hoping for a decent head. Here's what showed up.

Can't complain. This is an Entity 158 Medium breast. Has to be. It is eye-to-eye, nipple-to-nipple with 5'2" Jotti!

Most dolls look completely outclassed standing next to Jotti, but this cheap doll is holding her own. That speaks volumes on her bang-per-buck value.  8)

More coming soon!

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Re: Begog Buys an Ebay Doll
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2022, 01:13:44 AM »
I am sure she is full of Begog little soldiers by now!!!!!
JB

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Re: Begog Buys an Ebay Doll
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2022, 03:10:54 AM »
Almost time to order another one….  :whistle:

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Re: Begog Buys an Ebay Doll
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2022, 03:41:13 AM »
Sweet! :)

At just over $300.00, That's incredible!
" Leaving it to the imagination "     is highly overrated.




Sandy is a wonderful B6 Classic Realdoll, and Nicole is a sweet Realdoll Petite 5.  Close sisters, they both share classic F1 faces as well as all the classic F1 expression faces. Sandy also has several sets of reusable "Real Breast" prosthetics.     Julie, Christine, Emma, Kiki and their friends are sexy little Phicen micro-babes.

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Re: Begog Buys an Ebay Doll
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2022, 11:27:40 AM »
Thanks guys!  :heart:
So, here's her ass and pussy. Built--in, of course. I enquired about an insert to one seller, and the Chinese guy said she had 3 useable 'ports'. LOL. I took that as a 'NO' and kept shopping. This is virgin doll pussy. Technically, the pussy still IS virgin today.  :devil:


OK, not the best, but for $334? That is serious bang per buck. Can't vouch for the pussy just yet, but that ass works good.  :-\ :devil: :whistle:
Yeah, it is a tad forward on placement, but nowhere near awkward or anything.

Defects: Vagina looks a bit off, as does right nipple. left appears perfect. She also has a dent on her shoulder and two minor abrasions i didn't notice until I powdered her. She is probably a factory 2nd, but she didn't miss it by much. Did I mention she was #334 to the house? I gave the seller a positive review.

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Re: Begog Buys an Ebay Doll
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2022, 11:31:11 AM »
I am sure she is full of Begog little soldiers by now!!!!!
JB
LOL! I loaded her ass up with blanks 3 times already. Yeah, I've not quite had her 24 hours yet. Not bad for an old retired dude, eh?  :D
Also, I haven't been assfucking my dolls because mine all have inserts. Well this one doesn't.  :whistle:

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Re: Begog Buys an Ebay Doll
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2022, 01:04:20 PM »
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Did I mention she was $334 to the house…

Cheaper than an escort.

Very pretty face. Good score.

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Re: Begog Buys an Ebay Doll
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2022, 02:29:27 PM »
Where are these great deals you guys keep referring to?  Links or seller names or something to go on?

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Re: Begog Buys an Ebay Doll
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2022, 03:59:16 PM »
Where are these great deals you guys keep referring to?  Links or seller names or something to go on?
Good sir. The word "Ebay" is in the title. You may have heard of it.  :oldman:

The seller I used was "lifedoll." It was my first Ebay sex doll purchase. It's also where i got most of my 1:6 accessories. Doll Master has this type of info. :cheers:

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Re: Begog Buys an Ebay Doll
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2022, 08:21:29 PM »
More on the Entity 158B from EBay:

Skeleton: Stands well, feet look nice. Solid in bed or for standing sex. Stiff enough to stand, loose enough to fuck. Joints uniformly tight. Well done.


Hands: While they look nice, these wrists do not have joints, at least not the type the swivel. Up/down hinge motion only, no twisting. Grasping also not possible, as finger wires are extremely flexible. This doll is a sex toy, not a picture poser. Her hands are just there. Did I mention she costed $334? Free Shipping?


Other issues: The head that came with this doll is NOT oral capable. I still like the head. Dolls in this price range do not appear to have an 'insert' option. I MAY try to convert the bitch to an insert doll, once she starts to soil, as all built-ins do over time and use, especially TPE. The neck seems better than the old gooseneck, but not by a lot. Seems like a weak point I will leave alone for now. 


TPE Quality: This is old school TPE. Therefore, it has a SMELL. While much stronger than my 2020 WM166C, I is also much fainter than some TPE dolls I've seen. For this price, you do not get the less stinky, or perfume smell, just plain old TPE which soon (hopefully) fade, but did survive the initial cleaning. It's not unpleasant, nor is it overpowering, but it is noticeable. It appears to be of good quality, and the dolls feels pretty good. I expect it to be reasonably durable.

Conclusion: This doll was well worth the money. However, as i stated early on, I really didn't know what was coming, it only vaguely resembles the advertised pics, and in many ways, it was the luck of the draw. However, I kept my Expectations low, and they exceeded them. I am happy with this purchase.   :thumb:

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Re: Begog Buys an Ebay Doll
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2023, 05:57:31 PM »
3 months later, how am i liking her? Well...

Here she is today. The head you see is a WM head that lost it's body (WM166C) to Kloe when Kloe's body gave it up. It matches my Entity 158B body better than the original. The right nipple was twice the size of the left so i trimmed it and now they match. I'm an insert guy, so I converted the body and now I like her a whole lot better.

Not only is she in the rotation, but lately she's been "carrying the load(s)" so to speak, and I'm really pleased with her "bang per buck" ratio. Because she was so cheap ($334), that easily exceeds all my other dolls. However, there was a few hours of labor involved....
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Re: Begog Buys an Ebay Doll
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2023, 10:39:41 PM »
Doll too da doll, too bang da bang, big bang!!!    :hump:
Canadians are generally very nice,until the puck drops.

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Re: Begog Buys an Ebay Doll
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2023, 08:25:05 AM »
I’d be interested on your built-in to insert procedure.

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Re: Begog Buys an Ebay Doll
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2023, 01:09:21 PM »
I’d be interested on your built-in to insert procedure.
I didn't take pics, but here's what I did:

INSERT DOLL CONVERSION

My first attempt was to lube her up with baby oil and run a  hole-saw in reverse. It worked, BUT didn't remove much material. Also, the hole-saw won't go near deep enough before the drill motor chuck reaches the vagina. It made a mess of the inside of her vagina, but very little TPE came out. No turning back now. It was insert or trash pile at this point. So I pressed on. Never underestimate the will of a horny man.

Skip the hole-saw. It was worth a try, but not the answer. What worked? A pair of small, sharp scissors, lots of elbow grease, and patience. My small hands (size 9) helped. Having an insert doll nearby helps, but not necessary. A working insert is, of the variety you intend to use. It is also your template.

Step 1: Enlarge the entrance. It will get bigger on it's own as you stretch it it, but not near enough, because you need to get your whole hand in there, so it needs to be big enough for that. Take care to trim around the edges, avoiding any vertical cuts. TPE stretches like crazy, but cuts rip. I should know. I'm a leading abuser of TPE dolls.  :devil:

Step 2: Light. It's dark in there! How the hell do you see? Stick a flashlight up her ass.   :)) Might not work with silicone, but TPE is translucent enough that now you can see without the flashlight in the way. Also frees up a hand. This COULD be the difference between failure and success.   :egyptian:

Step 3: Dig the channel. And I do mean dig. Cut, grab, pull, slice. But be careful. I start to get careless when my hands get tired. That causes me to contact the OUTSIDE of the cavity with the scissors.  :o Luckily, none were serious. So, when my hands got tired, I took a break. LOTS of breaks. This is tedious work. After a few sessions, I noticed by back was dying. I was doing this shit on the floor, on a shower curtain, because I had used lots of baby oil for hole-saw lube. Talk about the unflickable booger.  :o Don't go there. So I moved the doll to the bed and slid my computer chair to it, thus saving my back but not my hands.
You need to dig a straight line. Stay near the belly. Avoid the anal cavity. When you get close, try the insert. Likely, you're not deep enough. Or wide enough. When the insert DOES finally go all the way in, is the hole open? Likely it is mashed shut because the hole still is not large enough, but before proceeding any further, it is time for step #4.

Step 4: Rim Job. Insert dolls have a "rim," which is where the insert seats. The inside cavity of an insert doll is simply a cylindrical hole with slightly narrower inside diameter that the outside diameter of the insert, ensuring a tight fit. This is what you are creating. So, the insert needs to "seat" about a 1/2"  from the opening. Very CAREFULLY remove TPE about 1/2" back until you got a nice lip. When satisfied, return to step #3 until you can insert your finger DRY and come out without issue. I spray rubbing alcohol on the insert and cavity to help with insertion. Always have. Leaves no residue and kills bacteria. Vema has lasted 2000 romps.

Step 5: Test Fuck. Now the fun part. Be prepared for failure the first time or two, as she likely needs more work. Especially towards the back where she is likely Godzilla tight. Mine was. Even the front was not big enough. I needed to be rock hard to get in, but I was getting frustrated and going soft....
Luckily, that ass is right there.  8) Otherwise, I would have failed. So I relied on that ass to get me hard enough to go in, and 10 seconds after I shot it forced my dick back out.  :)) If your hard dick can't rest comfortably, that hole ain't wide enough.

"I see" said the blind man.
"Do you think that flashlight up her ass might have something to do with it?" asked Begog


Clean her up and treat her like an insert doll. Because her cavity is not smooth, she will grip the insert much stronger and take longer to dry (because of increased surface area). You won't need a fish pump. Spread her legs under a ceiling fan, and she'll be dry in 2-4 hours instead of 1-2. Enjoy!

-Begog