CEEJ TV IS ON THE AIR!
And you know what that means?! That's right kiddies! It's MIDNIGHT! And time for
CEEJ TV's Midnight Halloween Story Theatre! ..... On CEEJ TV.
Tonight's story is a real NAIL BITER! It's: "A Halloween story within a Halloween story". That's right!
We begin our story within a story, with Sandy and Nicole in the middle of a sunny afternoon walk
in the forest. They're having a wonderful day laughing, chatting, and gossiping. Ooooh, it's very scary!
And this is where we peek in on the scene.
Sandy: ".... So Nicole guess what. I know Ceej's Halloween story already!
You wanna hear it?"
Nicole: "Yeah! I sure do. Tell me!"
Sandy: "Well little squirt, First I'll say this, it IS entertaining, kinda.
It's VERY pervy, but it's not nearly as scary as Ceej thinks it is. Heh.
He calls it: "The sinister man trap from Venus! (The adult version)"
Nicole giggles: "Heh heh, yeah, that sounds so Ceej like. like a "B" movie!"
Sandy: "Heh, you know him well. So his story starts like this:"
Long ago, On one of my autumn evening walks in the forest, I ran into what I
thought was a rather charming young lady dressed up as a sexy witch. What I didn't
know, was that she was a REAL witch. The dreaded White Witch of the forest.
White Witch: "Well Hi there sweet fella. You know what I think? I think you should come
for a walk with me. I have something I want to show you. Something you'll
see only once in your lifetime! It's truly wonderful and a little sexy too!"
Just then a little garden fairy peered out and whispered: "NO NO! Don't follow her!
She is not who you think she is! And as it is, you are already in grave danger!"
WW: "Come with me darlin'. Come on I don't bite."
Against the fairy's warning, I went along with the White Witch.
Not far down the path, we ran into her sinister sister, the Carmel Witch of the
forest. Again, I just thought she was another sexy lady in costume. She was naturally
perky and flirty. Fact is, both witches were very charming and alluring. They knew
exactly how to keep me glued to their side. I was powerless against their spell.
The White Witch called out to the Carmel Witch: "WOOO-HOO! Hey Sis look what I found! A little
hunk of manly company to join in with us in
our witchy fun tonight! Isn't he tasty?"
Carmel Witch: "Well Hi there fella. You know, only a privileged few get invited to witness this
once in a lifetime wonder. Did my sis tell you that it's highly erotic? No?
Well boy, it's EXTREMELY erotic! And because you are soooo delicious, we want
you, and only you to share it with us! Right this way my little boy toy."
Then another little garden fairy flew in and whispered: "NO! Don't go with them!"
And another peeked out from under the leaves and whispered: "RUN!
Just turn away and run! As FAST as you can! While you still can!"
CW: "No don't listen to them hon."
WW in a quiet voice to CW: "He's a pretty sweet catch isn't he?"
CW to WW, then to me: "Heh, Absolutely. .... Ok, this way baby, come on."
Nicole: "Well Sandy, it's kinda cheesy but it's not that bad so far. And I like the way kewl Halloweeny like artwork."
Sandy: "Huh? What artwork?"
Nicole: "The spooky artwork in ceej's story."
Sandy: "Your silly Nicole. How can you see Ceej's art, just from my telling you the story?"
Nicole: "Cause I can."
Sandy: "Phfff. Hey by the way Nicole, how is it that we're both out here in the cold,
wearing only these skimpy little outfits and no shoes?
Nicole: "Yeah I don't know Sandy. You should ask Ceej. It's his story."
Sandy rolls her eyes and continues with the story .... Next week.
OH NO!! Will Ceej heed the garden fairies' warnings and run while he still can?
Or will he go a long to the party of a lifetime with the forest witches?!
And if so, will it truly be the party of a lifetime?
Tune into CEEJ TV's Midnight Halloween Story Theatre! .... On CEEJ TV. Next week to find out!
